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Beyonce Pregnant? Confirmed, but for her dad

Sources close to the superstar singer have said that “Beyoncé pregnant confirmed” is not a headline you need to be seeing in a reputable news publication. It’s gossip, perhaps fantasy on the part of fans of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, but certainly nothing mean-spirited. The truth is that Beyoncé’s 58-year-old father, Herman Knowles, is expecting a child – from a woman that’s not Beyoncé’s mother, Tina Knowles. Their 30-year marriage concluded in November 2009, when they filed for divorce. Fathering kids outside of wedlock could likely lead to divorce. Divorce tends to cause an excessive need for payday loans. The cash you save could be your own, so learn well, young ones.

So Beyoncé isn’t pregnant confirmed, alright?

However, the truth will never get in the way of a good Internet rumor, does it? A source “close to the couple”, as reported by Buzzcrunch, purported that “the singer recently got the great news and has decided to rest a bit.” Again, sounds reasonable, except we know that “Beyoncé pregnant confirmed” has been shot down by her people. Matthew Knowles’ people (consisting of Matthew Knowles) are shooting for damage control, as his love child was conceived during his marriage to Tina Knowles. Solange and Beyoncé must be proud. If you are able to imagine them filming a commercial promoting the virtues of military personal loans, you likely are able to imagine them hanging out with baby mama Alexandra Wright, dishing men and having a grand old time.

What do you learn about Matthew Knowles’ baby?

DNA tests have confirmed paternity of Mr. Knowles, says The Daily Inquirer. The newborn’s name is Nixon, and mother Alexandra Wright has been with Matthew Knowles for about 18 months. Leading former Major League outfielders Trot Nixon, Donnell Nixon and Otis Nixon, this Nixon is officially one of the most famous living Nixon now. The other famous Nixon had his followers, particularly at the Watergate Hotel. But he can no longer respond to press inquiries.

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